RUNMAN 69 by P. Omalley in Surf International

In the bible. St.. Paul, a pretty serious guy, says,"When I was a child I used to talk like a child, think like a child, reason like a child. When I became a man I put childish ways aside" Paul obviously hadn't ever seen a Runman video. If you're a foolish individual. With a sense of humor that falls short of saintliness, and you're unacquainted with the RUNMAN gang, you should see one. RUNMAN 69 is the third chapter in the illustrious RUNMAN trilogy. It was produced by a couple of Malibu locals on a next to nothing budget. Nevertheless it has high entertainment value. This film comes complete with talking tits, humping dogs, senseless violence, and a schizophrenic potpourri of anti-social behavior. The soundtrack is stellar throughout, including a heroic version of the Green Acres theme song done to the tune of Purple Haze. There are certain scenes in RUNMAN 69 that cannot be explained-- they must be experienced. We can only hope that the moral majority, with it's quest for censorship doesn't get their meat hooks on this gem. Top honors go out to RUNMAN 69 for it's originality and brutal honesty in the we don't - give- a-shit-what-you- think department.

Highest Rating: FULL WOODY