WATER maiden issue vol # 1
"Class clowns of the world unite"
"This is the long, overdue release of a new cult classic. If you are
looking for current footage and state-of-the-art surfing, or if you're
really sensitive, you should give Runmental the cold shoulder. This
surf film moves like a Bruce Brown classic on acid. The Runman team
are the ultimate cynics, the original Beavis & Butthead. "Doesn't every
surfer in Southern California have a Rolls Royce and go surfing with
a bunch of chicks?" They are not afraid to write off everyone, nor afraid
to film secret spots and give us a glimpse of island perfection. Amidst
this freak show with naked hippie parties, cigarette smoking buttholes,
puppy juggling and poo-boarding, an unidentified surfer on a red board
gets one of the longest barrels I've ever seen. The Government, Cops,
worried parents, women's libbers and the PETA should also beware. Runmental
is a reminder of how truly bizarre and twisted life can be."
Hans Hagen